Mildred Ruddle left the cinema with a smile on her face. Superman had saved the day. She tried to emulate his “truth, justice and American way”. Like Clark Kent, Mildred also wore glasses and when she removed them something special would occur.
As she walked through the park her trench coat whipped in the wind. Being above average weight she wheezed as she struggled up the hill. A sudden gust blew open her trench coat revealing the red symbol beneath. She quickly covered herself and looked around to make sure no one had seen. If her enemies knew her true identity they would endeavour to use her superpowers for evil.
Up ahead a homeless man sat against a tree. He nodded his thanks as Mildred gave him five dollars. Out of nowhere a black stream zoomed by his ear. It clawed into the bark of the tree and vanished up into its leaves.
“Buttercup! Come down here. You know I can’t reach you from up there.”
Mildred turned to see an elderly woman hobbling towards her. Her arm was outstretched to a high branch where a dark little moggy perched watching her.
“Buttercup, we don’t want the firemen to come again, do we?” the elderly woman pleaded.
The tramp craned his neck at the commotion. The elderly woman was visibly upset. She tried lifting her walking stick to reach the cat but Buttercup merely observed her.
This is it, Mildred thought. This is my chance to show my superpowers.
Stepping back from the scene, Mildred ran around a bush and took off her glasses. She unbuckled her belt and the trench coat opened revealing what was underneath.
“Don’t worry, madam. Super M is here to save the day.”
The elderly lady gasped as Mildred strode into view. Though she had little money, Mildred thought her costume looked the part. Sewn together from old dresses, the flowing red cape and blue and red top shone in the sun. The shorts were a little tight, though, and Mildred tried not to fidget as she wobbled to the base of the tree.
“Buttercup is as good as rescued, madam,” Mildred said with her hands on her wide hips.
The elderly lady and the homeless man both watched as Mildred lifted her foot. She tried to set it into a notch in the bark but her thigh was stopped by a large roll of fat on her stomach. Undeterred, Mildred leaped high to grab hold of a low hanging branch. With a mighty roar, she lifted herself up and lashed out her legs to grip the trunk. Sweat poured down her face but Mildred was determined. She gripped onto another branch and somehow managed to climb the tree.
“Good day, Buttercup. It’s time to be returned to your owner.”
Buttercup eyed the strange stranger as Mildred proceeded to climb towards her. It was a long way down but she couldn’t reveal her ability of flight yet. No, the world would watch that on TV one day. Mildred reached out her hand. The cat was a fingertip away. Come on, she thought. Everyone’s watching.
A small crowd had gathered. Two little boys with baseball bats gawked up at the rotund woman in a silly costume trying to grab a cat. The elderly lady’s mouth dropped open as Buttercup took a clawed swipe at the crazy lady but she didn’t back down. With a sudden leap, the nutcase in red had Buttercup by the collar.
“I’ve got him, I’ve got him!” Mildred shouted. Buttercup was hoisted by the neck into the air like a trophy and waved to Mildred’s adoring fans. The cat hissed and clawed as she made her way back to the tree and started her descent. Shimming down, Mildred wiped away the flood of sweat from her forehead and presented the cat to its owner.
“No need to thank me, madam,” Mildred said as the elderly lady went to speak. “It’s all in a day’s work for a superhero.”
With that Mildred ran off towards the bushes. She put on her trench coat and donned her glasses and waltzed back to the scene.
“What, what did I miss?” Mildred panted. “I heard a superhero saved a cat? Did I miss her?”
The homeless man, the elderly lady, and the two little boys said nothing as Mildred wiped the sweat from her brow. A red cape was clearly visible dangling by her ankles.
“I hear she’s called Super M,” Mildred said. “Maybe next time I’ll get to meet my hero.”
And with that, she turned and walked off knowing that her job here was done while Buttercup tore up the tree again.
Author’s Note: Mildred is actually a character in The Pan Piper